Wine of America

Last night for dinner we ate at La Laterna for dinner.  It was very good as they had a good mix of Italian and International foods.  Dad was able to get a pork chop (he was getting tired of Italian food).  I was getting a little tired of wine at every meal, so I decided to use one of Dad's jokes on the waiter.  When he asked about wine, I asked him if he carried "The Wine of America" (keeping a straight face).  There were two tables near us and both parties spoke English (not sure if they were American or British).  When I said this, you could see them paying attention.  After the waiter asked what "The Wine of America" was, I finally let him off the hook by telling him "It is Coca-Cola of course".  Dad said the woman at the next table was stifling a huge laugh.  The waiter thought that was great and told us that not many Italians drink it because they don't want to get too fat.